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My Dog

My Dog, 

ü  My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

 

ü He has his food prepared for him.

 

ü He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

 

ü His meals are provided at no cost to him.

 

ü He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

 

ü For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

 

ü He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

 

ü If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

 

ü He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

 

ü He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

 

ü He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

 

ü  All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

 

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

 

Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat! 

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